gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post

gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post

There&Amp;Rsquo;S A Wonderful, Brilliant, Beautifully Sculpted Man In Seattle Whom I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Known&Amp;Hellip;Quite Well&Amp;Hellip;Since I Was In 9Th Grade. He&Amp;Rsquo;S Five And A Half Years Older Than Me, But I Love Him And He Helps Me With Calculus And I Will

Welcome To The Bunghole

Thesickestjokes: I Love Walking On The Beach With My Girlfriend.until The Lsd Wears Off And I’m Just Dragging A Stolen Mannequin Around A Car Park.

Buckethatboy: Put My Url On Ur Butt Then Submit It 2 Me I Swear To God If One Of You Anons Has The Courage To Do This I Will Laugh So Hard And Admire Your Courage Forever

Notanangryvegan: Aishaneko: Bedquest: Zachariebutts: Arseniks: Im Not Sorry What Is Happening This Is Literally Terrifying I Cant Stop Laughing Swigity Sweditis Give Me Ur Credits

Semenjolras: Myshinytardisandme: I Can Feel The Sexual Tension Okay Wait How Can You Even Reblog This Without Pointing Out That After This Musical Number (Which Contains The Lyric “I’ll Show You How I Swing”) They Are Shown To Be Wearing Each

Does This Count As A Sext?

Peunut Butter

Peunut Butter

The Life And Times Of Dj Green :)

Prehate: Desperatemonkeys: Feliidaesabers: Veeoneeye: If I Was A Female, This Post Would Just Be The Best. I Can’t Breathe I’m A Dude And This Belongs On My Tumblr Haha Ahaha Omg

17350-1: Shopping At The Kids’ Section In Goodwill

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