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magnispenis: Where do you get your hair cut? ‘Cause I’m looking for a new place.

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Magnispenis: Just Look At That Water Spot On The Ceiling. It’s In The Shape Of John Holmes’ Dick. Who Should I Call?

Magnispenis: How The Fuck Should I Know What It Means? Who The Hell Gives You A Cheap Ass Tee Shirt That Says “Next Door” On It? My Brother-In-Law, That’s Who.

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Magnispenis: Trying To Get A Head In Life By Blowing The Boss.

Magnispenis: Hmmmm, I’ll Take The Good Looking Smooth One With The Big Dick. Oh Wait…

Magnispenis: Why You Sad?… Nobody Will Fuck Me… Jovan, That’s Not True… Yes It Is… Jovan, Move Your Right Foot Out Of The Way And I’ll Prove It To You.

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