Aperture Science: we do what we must because we can.

Aperture Science: we do what we must because we can.

The First Appearance Of Denise Milano.

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The Second Take Is One Of The Rare Cases Where I Deliberately Try To Be Verbose: Usually, I Try To Keep These Captions As Short As Possible, With Varying Success.

If You Look Closely, This Lady Isn’t Reading A Grimoire, Just Some Poems.

Even If She Isn’t Some Trollop In A Chainmail Bikini, I Think She Looks Gorgeous. I’m Almost Tempted To Replace “Even If” With “Because” In The Previous Sentence, But Let’s Not Slut-Shame Trollops In Chainmail Bikinis: The World Is Big Enough

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Two Years After The Fact, I’m A Bit Astonished That I Called This Caption “Resistance Is Futile”, Since Everyone Knows That The Classical Line From Doctor Who’s “Tenth Planet” Which Introduced The Cybermen Is “Resistance Is Useless”.

Once Again, A Fellow Captionist Has Used The Same Image With A Far Superior Caption: “Don’t Worry About The Chastity Belt I Locked On You Last Night While You Were Sleeping. It’s Just There To Make Sure You Are Never Able To Cum Again For The Rest

She’s Alluding To A Previous Entry, “Dark Romanticism”.

Isn’t That A Sexy Bench? Don’t You Love Her Elegant Yet Voluptuous Curves?This Isn’t The First First Caption Without A (Female) Human To Be Seen: Moniliformis Dubius Precedes It.

I Like How This Obliquely Alludes To A Horrible Backstory. I Think It Works Because We’ve All Seen This Story Of A Young Couple, A Car Breakdown, A House In The Middle Of Nowhere, A Servant With A Hunchback Named Igor (Or Riff-Raff) Opens The Door…So,

In Case You’re Wondering, No, These Two Images Don’t Show The Same Woman; The First One Is Cheryl Cole, The Second One Deborah Straley. And Gamma Radiation Doesn’t Give You Superpowers. Unfortunately.

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