I bet it’s much, much shorter. Isn’t this how these kind of captions always work?

I bet it’s much, much shorter. Isn’t this how these kind of captions always work?

Marfisa-Thor

In My Attempt To Make My Caption Texts As Short As Possible, I Tried To Restrict Myself To Five Words. I Found That It’s Still Possible To Say The Same Thing In Different Variants.

Admitted, There Is A Visible Panties Line, But I Never Quite Understood What’s So Horrible About That.

Marfisa-Thor

Another Installment Of “Chastity Cages, Locks, Water &Amp;Amp; Rust”; This Time Though, It Avoids The Fallacy That A Chastity Cage Wearer Can Shower, But Is Afraid Of A Pool, And It Also Gives Some Kind Of Rationalization Why Rust Could Be A Problem:

Some Aspects Of These Captions Are Obviously Unrealistic Because They Violate The Rules Of Physics: There Are No Indestructible Alloys In The Real World, No Escape-Proof Chastity Cages, No Magical Spells. Somewhat Worse Is That They Often Violate The

It Could Have Been Worse: At Least He Didn’t End Up As Part Of A Human Centipede For Not Reading The Contract He Was Agreeing To.

I Came Into This Game For The Action, The Excitement. Go Anywhere, Travel Light, Get In, Get Out, Wherever There’s Trouble, A Woman Alone.

Marfisa-Thor

There Are A Lot Of Bridges In A Lot Of Different Towns With A Tradition That Lovers Attach A Lock And Throw The Key Into The River Beneath, The Hohenzollernbrücke In Köln (Cologne) Just Happens To Be The One Where I’ve First Seen A Railing On A Bridge

Congratulations! You Have Won Three New Captions.

So Far, She’s Just Asking A Question, But The Title Of The Caption Is A Bit Ominous. I’m Not Convinced That This Will End Well.

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