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Meanwhile, a thousand years earlier, in the world of today, on the first of April…

Meanwhile, a thousand years earlier, in the world of today, on the first of April…

Meanwhile, a thousand years earlier, in the world of today, on the first of April…

Did She Have A Male Body And Got A Female Body, Except For Her Penis? Or Did She Have A Female Body And Got A Penis, While The Rest Stayed Unchanged? One Of My Rules For These Captions Is That The (Or At Least One) Victim Of Enforced Chastity Is Always

Did She Have A Male Body And Got A Female Body, Except For Her Penis? Or Did She

I Bet That She’s Fully Functional, If You Get What I Mean, Wink, Wink. Not That It Makes A Difference Any More, If You Stop Being Fully Functional.

I Bet That She’s Fully Functional, If You Get What I Mean, Wink, Wink. Not That

Do You Know This Problem? You Earn Enough Money, So Cleaning Your Home Yourself And Spending A Lot Of Time On It Doesn’t Really Make Sense: Considering The Amount Of Money You Earn Each Hour And How Much You Value Your Remaining Free Time, It Would

Do You Know This Problem? You Earn Enough Money, So Cleaning Your Home Yourself And

I Dislike The Idea Of Vigilantes, And I Dislike Their Popularity In Popular Culture; On The Other Hand, Buttle Was A Victim Of Governmental Violence, Which Isn’t Really Better.

I Dislike The Idea Of Vigilantes, And I Dislike Their Popularity In Popular Culture;

I Think The Correct Canonical Term, Instead Of “Prosthetic Substitute”, Is “Automail Penis”.

I Think The Correct Canonical Term, Instead Of “Prosthetic Substitute”, Is “Automail

Can Someone Make Out The Name Of The College On The Screen Which Has Such A Course? I Think It’s “Lorem Ipsum”, But I Can’t Find Their Webpage.

Can Someone Make Out The Name Of The College On The Screen Which Has Such A Course?

Too Early?

Too Early?

In Real Life, I Don’t Think That Deception Is An Effective Strategy To Lead A Successful Relationship, But Since These Captions Take Place In An Alternative Reality With Indestructible Chastity Cages, Then It’s Psychological And Sociological Laws

In Real Life, I Don’t Think That Deception Is An Effective Strategy To Lead A Successful

Since My Family Name Is “Thor”, The Stories And Myths Of The Norse God Of Bad Weather Have A Special Meaning For Me; The Story Of Thrym Is Lifted Almost Verbatim From The Elder Edda, Except For Some Smaller Details: In The Original Story, Thor Isn’t

Since My Family Name Is “Thor”, The Stories And Myths Of The Norse God Of Bad

Seriously, Dude, The Lack Of A Lock Should Have Been A Clue.

Seriously, Dude, The Lack Of A Lock Should Have Been A Clue.

It Seems Like Everything Can Be A Fetish. I Like Striped Leggings, Both Horizontal (As Shown Here) And Vertical, Although I Think I Like The Horizontal Stripes A Teeny Tiny Bit More.

It Seems Like Everything Can Be A Fetish. I Like Striped Leggings, Both Horizontal

I Think She’s Right: Do We Really Always Need The Newest And Shiniest Model With A Crapload Of Features Nobody Really Needs?

I Think She’s Right: Do We Really Always Need The Newest And Shiniest Model With

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