I think nothing but pure thoughts when I sit opposite to her in the lotus position and peer at her boobs.

I think nothing but pure thoughts when I sit opposite to her in the lotus position and peer at her boobs.

Marfisa-Thor

To Clarify The Rules In This Scenario, Every Bust Size Exceeds Every Penis Size In Rank.

All The Paperwork Finally Paid Off.

The Next Caption Is Titled “Persuasion”, And I Also Have A Caption Titled “Northanger Abbey”. Still Missing: “Sense And Sensibility”, “Emma” And “Mansfield Park”.On An Unrelated Note, If Such A Beautiful Mistress Were Your Owner, Could

Since I’m An Idiot, The Filename Of This Caption Is “Persuation.jpeg”, But Thankfully, Tumblr Turns The Filename Into An Uninformative Gibberish Upon Uploading.

Her Alleged House Looks Suspiciously Like A Raised Blind, And Her Dress Could Look More Worn &Amp;Amp; Torn If She’s Supposed To Be A Dirt-Poor Fisherman’s Daughter, So The Image And The Caption Don’t Really Match. But That’s The Caption That Popped

Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Key.in Other News, I Think Her Socks Are Really Awesome.

Heads, I Win, Tail, You Loose.

Marfisa-Thor

This Is The Setting: A Cute Girl Talks A Slightly Naïve Boy Into Enacting A Romantic Comedy, But She Has Some Ulterior Motives…

If You’re Wearing A Chastity Cage And Your Balls Turn Blue (Or Any Other Unusual Color), You Are Probably Doing Something Wrong And Should Stop Doing It. Except If You’re Into Castration Play. Otherwise, The Term “Blue Balls” Is Meant Metaphorically.

See Also “Pride And Prejudice” And “Persuasion”.

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