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“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”

“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”

“…and I absolutely need the first two of those things back.”

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

Жить Стало Лучше, Товарищи. Жить Стало Веселее.

Don’t You Love A Sexy Math Geek? You Don’t? Well Shut Up, Because I Do.

Don’t You Love A Sexy Math Geek? You Don’t? Well Shut Up, Because I Do.

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder If They Need A Third Maid…

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder What Will Happen When She Finds Out That She Has Two Hands.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu Gōrudo Supandekkusu.

I Wonder If Her Secret Weapons Are The Daburu Gōrudo Rēshītanga Or The Daburu

Congratulations, You Just Doomed Your Species To Certain Extinction.

Congratulations, You Just Doomed Your Species To Certain Extinction.

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

The Caption May Be A Bit Weak, But I Just Had To Use This Image, I Think She Looks Awesome.

The Caption May Be A Bit Weak, But I Just Had To Use This Image, I Think She Looks

Once You’ve Got A Man Locked In A Chastity Cage, Using Hypnosis Seems Unnecessary. But If It Adds To The Fun…

Once You’ve Got A Man Locked In A Chastity Cage, Using Hypnosis Seems Unnecessary.

Avril Lavigne Has Some Unusual Hobbies, It Seems.

Avril Lavigne Has Some Unusual Hobbies, It Seems.

If You Want To Free Yourself From Her Spell, Cut Her Hair And Call The Philistine Army.

If You Want To Free Yourself From Her Spell, Cut Her Hair And Call The Philistine

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

I Guess The Other Two Don’t Get Unlocked To Often, Either.

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