You’re such a lucky guy that you have such a polite girlfriend.

You’re such a lucky guy that you have such a polite girlfriend.

Marfisa-Thor

Conversations Are So Much Easier When You’re Told Your Part.

Additional Contrived Sci-Fi Plot Twist: She Falls In Love With You, But Then She Has To Destroy The Key To Save The Universe.

Marfisa-Thor

Unfortunately, Due To The Omnipresence Of ‘Shopped Images, She Doesn’t Look Like The Fairy From Photoshopwonderland That She Is, But More Like An Ordinary Girl Next Door.

Marfisa-Thor

I Doubt That The Chastity Device In The Last Image Would Be Much More Inescapable If It Were Secured With A Heavy Brass Lock.

I Know Next To Nothing About Games Consoles. Are There Even Adults-Only Applications For Games Consoles?

A Ratio Of Merely 100 To 1? You Lucky Bastard!

I Once Fell In Love With A Girl After I Heard Her Drunk Ramblings. Or Maybe Because She Was Cute, So Everything She Did (Including Orating Drunk Ramblings) Appeared Cute.

This Caption Was A Nice Opportunity To Showcase Different Devices, And Her Silver Top Goes Nicely With All This Steel, So I’m Quite Satisfied How This Caption Turned Out Aesthetically.

I Wanted To Use This Preface To Write Something About Awkward Silences, But I Don’t Know What To Say.

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