Random coincidence, or the influence of a higher power?

Random coincidence, or the influence of a higher power?

One Of The Very Few Of My Captions Prominently Featuring A Foot. I Guess I’m Not Particularly Into Feet, I’m More Enamored With Asses, Breasts Or Beautiful Faces.

I Am Enjoined By Oath To Observe Three Things:first, Never To Unfold To Any Onewhich Casket ‘Twas I Chose; Next, If I Failof The Right Casket, Never In My Lifeto Woo A Maid In Way Of Marriage; Lastly,If I Do Fail In Fortune Of My Choice,Immediately

What Motoko Kusanagi Does In Her Spare Time.

What Panty And Stocking Do In Their Spare Time.

To Be Overly Technical About It, He Could Escape The Approaching Anniversary By Killing Himself. But That Doesn’t Sound Like An Attractive Option.

What Louise Françoise Le Blanc De La Vallière Does In Her Spare Time.

What Chell Does In Her Spare Time.

A Character From A Lesser Known, But Quite Cute Manga/Anime About A Female Nerd And Her Friendship With A Cross-Dresser: Kuragehime (海月姫), The Jellyfish Princess.

I Guess Naga The White Serpent Isn’t Really An Evil Sorceress; More Like An Annoying Sorceress, I Guess.

The Ability To Stop The Time Could Be Used For All Kinds Of Sexual Shenanigans, Including Chastity-Related Ones. So It’s A Bit Astonishing That This Is, So Far, My Only Caption Featuring Akemi Homura. On The Other Hand, I Find It Difficult To Imagine

Some Of The Ladies In My Captions Stop Dressing Sexy Once They’ve Locked A Guy In A Chastity Cage. And Some Start.

The Recent Failure Of My Computer Turned Out To Be Nothing More Serious Than A Faulty Power Supply, The Hard Drive Is Undamaged And My Porn Collection My Collection Of Artful Nudes Is Safe. Furthermore, My New, Shiny, Fast Replacement Computer Arrived

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