You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid fashion, or render yourself infertile in a specially asinine way, removing yourself from the gene pool.

You get a Darwin Award if you kill yourself in a spectacularly stupid fashion, or render yourself infertile in a specially asinine way, removing yourself from the gene pool.

How About You Simply Roll Up The Hemline? Are Those Glasses Part Of Your Uniform? Can I Have One Of Your Tickets?

Is It Cheating If You Let A Woman Who’s Not Your Wife Handle The Control Unit Of Your Brain Chip?

What’s Better Than Owning A Yacht? Owning The Owner Of A Yacht.

Thanks To All Of You For Your Interest In My Silly Little Captions. I Thought I’d Commemorate The Occasion By Confusing Everybody And Changing The Name Of This Blog From The Rather Impersonal And Generic “Chastity Cage Captions” To The More Individualized

I Wonder If The Pink Hair Flower Is A Mandatory Part Of This Event, Or Just Something One Of Them Picked Off From Her Friend.

Is There Anything More Erotic Than Licking Some Sexy Cotton?

It’s Nice Of Her That She Isn’t Wearing A Mask, So You Still Get To See Another Human Face.

Crossing Certain Blue Doors Give You The Ability To Reach Every Point In Time And Space. Others, It Seems, Put Even Parts Of Your Own Body Out Of Reach.

Which Outcome Would You Prefer?

- But, But… I Thought That, You Know,… I Am Your Boyfriend?- You Have Much To Learn, Pet/Slave/Toy.

Why Do Non-Enslaved Men Have To Be So Difficult?

They Can Take Away Your Penis, But They Can’t Take Away Your Ability To Clean A House.

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