Your brain disruptors don’t work on me, I, uh, (drool), what was the question again?

Your brain disruptors don’t work on me, I, uh, (drool), what was the question again?

If You’re Going To San Francisco Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair If You’re Going To San Francisco You’re Gonna Meet Some Gentle People There

The Title Is Obviously A Reference To The Paintings Of Barnett Newman.and The Word “Obviously” In The Previous Sentence Is Obviously My Attempt To Make You Feel Stupid Since You Don’t Know Who Barnett Newman Is.

She Has The Grin, And You Don’t Get Pussy.

In Her Ideal World, Her Boytoy And All Other Women Except Her Are Wearing Chastity Devices.

The Life Of Mortals Is Like Grass, They Flourish Like A Flower Of The Field;The Wind Blows Over It And It Is Gone, And Its Place Remembers It No More.

Hey Now, Hey Now Now, Sing This Corrosion To Me.

Aren’t We All In Some Kind Of Metaphorical Basement, And Would Be Bored Out Of Our Skull If We Were Allowed To Jerk Off?

The Following Caption Is Not Endorsed By The Disney Corporation.

Keen Readers Might Notice That The Nubian State No Longer Exists, Which Means That The Following Caption Can’t Be An Accurate Depiction Of A True Event In Contemporary Times.

Is It Just Me, Or Are Girls With Welding Tools Always Incredibly Sexy?

People Who Deliberately Try To Look (Or Sound) Sexy Often End Up Looking (Or Sounding) A Bit Silly And Ridiculous, Even Those Who Earn Their Living With Looking Sexy.

…But For Me, It Was Tuesday.

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