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Keen Readers Might Notice That The Nubian State No Longer Exists, Which Means That The Following Caption Can’t Be An Accurate Depiction Of A True Event In Contemporary Times.

Is It Just Me, Or Are Girls With Welding Tools Always Incredibly Sexy?

People Who Deliberately Try To Look (Or Sound) Sexy Often End Up Looking (Or Sounding) A Bit Silly And Ridiculous, Even Those Who Earn Their Living With Looking Sexy.

…But For Me, It Was Tuesday.

Maybe He Could Get A Spanking As His Reward, And Another Spanking To Take His Mind Off His Cage?

Everyone Knows That Bras Are As Difficult To Open As Japanese Puzzle Boxes.

Glasses And Chastity Cages Seems Like A Strange Subject For A Shop, But I Hope Most People Won’t Notice The Discrepancy Between Image And Caption Since They Won’t Look At The Background If There ‘S Such A Super-Cute Woman In The Foreground.

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Pleasing Her Is Its Own Reward.

You Get Attacked By A Gang Of Evil Barn Posts.

I Don’t Know Why A Master Or Mistress Should Care Whether They’re Gay, Straight, Bi Or Whatever Else: They Can Do Whatever Pleases Them.

Don’t Worry, Maybe It’s One Of Those Locks That Don’t Need A Key, Since They Are Not Meant To Be Unlocked.

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