Her real entertainment is that you can’t keep still even if she asks you to.

Her real entertainment is that you can’t keep still even if she asks you to.

Actress Franka Potente Ten Years Ago, And Today.

The “Bechdel Test”, Named After Cartoonist Alison Bechdel, Asks Whether A Work Of Fiction Contains At Least Two Female Characters Talking To Each Other About Something Besides A Man.my Captions, So Far, Miserably Fail This Test, Since They Are Always

Trying To Find A Forest Without Cameras Didn’t Turn Out Too Well For Julia And Winston.

Since Most Women Have An Ass, You Have A Lot Of Masters.

Your Girlfriend Is Quite Lucky That Her Girlfriend Isn’t Requesting Anything More Valuable.

It’s Great To Have An Intelligent, Well-Informed Girlfriend.

And If You Didn’t Stare, You Insulted Her.

It Wasn’t A Complete Lie: You’ll Still Learn How To Become A Great Lover.

It’s Probably Just An Urban Legend. And Even If Not, It’s Probably Unrelated To Her.

Mimas Is A Moon With A Very Prominent Crater, So It’s Ideally Suited To Put Something There And Be Able To Retrieve It Later Without Going Around Wondering “Where Did I Put That Damned Thing”: It’s Obviously In The Middle Of The Crater.

Did Girls Back In The Sixties Have Large, Visible Tattoos? I Somehow Doubt It.

You Don’t Get Marooned, Or Worse, So Yay!

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