There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but that’s a rather drastic tour de force.

There have been performances of Erik Satie’s Vexations, but that’s a rather drastic tour de force.

I Think You Should Tell Your Mistress That She’s Far Too Lenient, And Ask Her To Be Stricter. On The Other Hand, Who Are You To Tell Her What To Do?

Your Current Fate Is Your Own Fault, Since You Insulted Her, Even If Neither You Nor Her Can Remember The Exact Details Of Your Insult That Caused Her Thirst For Revenge.

If It’s A Bad Harvest, She Can Cut Off Her Slaves’ Penises As Part Of A Magical Ritual To Conjure Better Luck Next Year.

Glücklich Ist, Wer Vergisst,Was Doch Nicht Zu Ändern Ist.

Pretty Much Every Story Published By Centurian Contained The Sentence “His Shrinking Cock Was Finally Locked Permanently In A Fl2C Frenum Chastity, And Large Breast Implants Soon Followed.“ Or A Variation Thereof (The “Fl2C” Was A Chastity Tube

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty.and Your Chastity Cage.

You’ve Met A Cute Fellow Student At Miskatonic University, But Maybe She’s A Bit Too Religious For Your Tastes. On The Other Hand, She Has Some Other Qualities. Two Of Them.

Sirens Are Actually Half Bird, Half Woman, Not Half Fish, Half Woman, But The Text Makes It Clear That She’s Not A Siren But A Mermaid.

Marfisa-Thor

Marfisa-Thor

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility That You Make Sure You Use This Power For Your Own Advantage.

When She Says “Extended”, Does She Talk About Several Weeks Or Several Decades?

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