She has a very strange looking smartphone.

She has a very strange looking smartphone.

Aren’t You Lucky That She’s So Easily Entertained?

It Was Rather Difficult To Find A Model For This Photo Shot Willing To Get The Tip Of His Penis Surgically Removed.

Isn’t It Very Satisfying To Get Her To Admit Her Error? It’s Almost Like An Orgasm.

See Also The Previous Caption “Rome” For The Appropriate Haterius Quote.

…While She Surfs Porn.

I Think She Raises A Valid Concern.

In “The 120 Days Of Sodom”, The Marquis De Sade Tries To Undertake The Heroic Attempt To Encyclopedically[1] List All Possible Perversions; Cyclopedias[2] Were A Big Thing In His Time. One Side Effect Is That De Sade Describes Masochism Long Before

It’s True, You Haven’t Learned The Basics Yet And Ask For A Huge Favor. But She Still Hasn’t Told You If She Will Grant You Your Wish, Or Decline. Although I Have A Feeling That The Answer Is No.

A Giant Flokati Rug And A Naked Brick Wall. Usually, People Have Eyes For Nothing But The Woman In The Picture, But In This Case, It’s Slightly Distracting. Or Perhaps I’m Not Manly Enough To Be So Easily Distracted.

It Seems Like I’m Not A Very Inventive Writer: As The Title Indicates, This Is The Second Time I Deal With The Subject Helium Balloon.

I Think She Should Wear A T-Shirt “Want To Fuck?” To Be On The Safe Side.

You Could Tell Her That Some People Have Two Dogs. But Probably You Shouldn’t Jinx It And Silently Accept The Other Position.

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