Who knew that three eyes could produce so many more tears than two

Who knew that three eyes could produce so many more tears than two

&Amp;Hellip;And Also Because Yellow Diamond Wasn’t Answering Her Facetime Calls

“Garnet, What’s Your Type?”“Me.”

Now Look At What You Just Sawthis Is What You Live Foraaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhi’m A Giant Purple Monster

And That’s The Story Of How The Beach City Shooting Range Had To Be Rebuilt

Inspired By This Hilarious Twitter Account

Don’t Worry, That’s Just Her Way Of Saying That She’s Laughing Too Hard To Continue The Conversation

Everybody Knows That A Confession Is Infallible If It’s Written On A Pizza Box

Steven, Stop. You Are Too Young To Be A Night Blogger

You Don’t Exactly Need Future Vision To See Who’s Sleeping On The Couch Tonight

More Anon Answers Under The Cut! I Realize That Tumblr Mobile Doesn’t Work The Same Way As The Desktop Version In Terms Of Putting Things Under Cuts, So I Apologize To Anyone Who Is Subjected To This Long Post Without Wanting To Be.first Row:thank You!

“She Can Do Magic Tricks, And, Uh, Smash Stuff!”

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