Pretty sure her chances of getting rescued just went from 0% to like -5%

Pretty sure her chances of getting rescued just went from 0% to like -5%

Is She Serious? Is She Joking? The World May Never Know

She’s Bluffing. Even Amethyst Has Standards

&Amp;Ldquo;Now Entering The Ring, It’s None Other Than Our Tag Team World Champions, Laughy Sapphy And The Eternal Flame Baby!”Crowd Cheers

Night Blogger Steven Strikes Out Against The Enemy

Deadly Combat Skills: ✅Basic Human Life Skills: ❌

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Get Your Priorities Straight, Garnet

Lots Of Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You Don’t See Your Question Answered Here, It’s Probably Because I Answered It In My Shiny New Faq!Yes, I’ve Seen That Before. It Would Take Some Extra Effort, But I Could Probably Make A Group Chat If I Wanted

Oh My Gosh, They’d All Be Living In A Cave If It Wasn’t For Pearl

Yellow Diamond Is The Gem Equivalent Of The Mom Who Brings You To The Grocery Store Then Forgets And Leaves Without You

Lapis, No! The Last Thing Night Blogger Steven Needs Is Encouragement

“You Should Have Seen It! It Was The Most Graceful, Elegant Convulsion Those Humans Had Ever Witnessed!”

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