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Wasn’t it positively endearing the way he almost destroyed Beach City?

Wasn’t it positively endearing the way he almost destroyed Beach City?

Wasn’t it positively endearing the way he almost destroyed Beach City?

*Demonic Screaming*

*Demonic Screaming*

It’s Okay, Afterwards Pearl Made Them Call Garnet “Elcano”

It’s Okay, Afterwards Pearl Made Them Call Garnet “Elcano”

Well, Jasper, Maybe You Should Type A Little Bit More Like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Or Steven. They’re Always Crystal Clear

Well, Jasper, Maybe You Should Type A Little Bit More Like Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl,

Went Too Fast

Went Too Fast

Clearly She’s A Screamy Adult, Please Have Some Respect

Clearly She’s A Screamy Adult, Please Have Some Respect

Mon Dieu !

Mon Dieu !

“Hey Siri Can You Give Me Directions From My Fist To Your Face”

“Hey Siri Can You Give Me Directions From My Fist To Your Face”

Kids These Days Have No Appreciation For The Sweeter Things In Life

Kids These Days Have No Appreciation For The Sweeter Things In Life

It Happened One Time

It Happened One Time

Lapis Knows Best

Lapis Knows Best

They Criticize Him For Staying Up Late, But When He Goes To Bed Early Stuff Like This Happens

They Criticize Him For Staying Up Late, But When He Goes To Bed Early Stuff Like

Yup, No Room For Improvement There

Yup, No Room For Improvement There

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