What in the world would you ever need a broken food processor for?

What in the world would you ever need a broken food processor for?

“It Was All Very Official And Military And Strategic!! Really!!!!!!”

Amethyst Yes

Lapis Lazuli Making Sure Someone Will Carry On Her Legacy

Night Blogger Steven Has A Disturbing Revelation

Poor Amethyst, Life Just Isn’t Fair

Looks Like Yellow Diamond’s Just Gonna Have To Gain Followers The Old-Fashioned Way: By Threatening All Of Her Subjects With The Death Penalty

Stress Ball Meets Anger Square

We Were Very Tired, We Were Very Merry—We Had Gone Back And Forth All Night On The Ferry.it Was Bare And Bright, And Smelled Like A Stable—But We Looked Into A Fire, We Leaned Across A Table,We Lay On A Hill-Top Underneath The Moon;And The Whistles

“Aaagh! It Just Dispensed A Banana From The Charger Port!”“You Should Eat That Before It Scans You Again. For Your Own Safety.”

Inspired On Real Events. (Submitted By Myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, Everyone! Once Again, Happy Submission Saturday! Today’s The Day I Take A Break And Post All The Submissions I’ve Received Throughout The Week. If Someone’s Submission Makes You Laugh,

“Go Lapis, Go Lapis, It’s Your Birthday! It’s Your Birthday!”(Submitted By Iced-Mocha-Camellia)

Submitted By Musical-Shadow)

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