As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry hard trying to come up with someone who’s fit for the job. And available. And local. And lives with you

As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry hard trying to come up with someone who’s fit for the job. And available. And local. And lives with you

Cry Me A River An Ocean

One Does Not Simply Pass Up An Opportunity Such As This

Night Blogger Steven’s Heartfelt Farewell To Jasper As Malachite’s Phone Battery Is On Its Last Legs (Arms?)

Isn’t It Hilarious How These Things Work Out

I’m Not Sure That’s What He Meant, Amethyst

Who Wouldn’t Want A Mother-Daughter Relationship Like Peridot And Yellow Diamond’s?

What A Shame

“Cmon Pearl, You Know The Old Saying: Too Much Of A Good Thing Is, Like, A Really Good Thing”

Garnet Won’t Tolerate Anything She’s Associated With Being Kept In The Closet

“You’re Embarrassing Me In Front Of The Enemy”

&Amp;Hellip;Why Does That Name Sound Familiar

Can’t A Girl Just Buy Some Sleeveless Shirts In Peace

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