You know you’ve got issues when Jasper is the one giving you advice

You know you’ve got issues when Jasper is the one giving you advice

She Saw That It Was Both Purple And In The Way, So She Just Assumed

Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven” Enabler

Anon Answers Under The Cut! If You’ve Asked An Anonymous Question In The Last Few Days And Are Looking For The Answer, You’ve Come To The Right Post!Sick Burn, Anon! I’m Sure If Opal Were Here, She’d Destroy You For That One.that Happened, Sort

Watch Your Language, Pearl

She’ll Still Eat That Wasp, Though

Breaking News: Sea Monster Spotted Punching Itself In The Face Repeatedly, Screaming Unintelligibly. Scientists Offer No Explanation

Sometimes You Accidentally Encase A Tiny Child In Ice Because You Think It’s What He Wants. It Happens To The Best Of Us; Just Forgive Yourself And Move On

Boom. Eliminated

[A Continuation Of My Other Submission] I Did Say It Was Based On A True Story.this Was Exactly How It Ended In Real Life Too.(Submitted By Myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, Everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I Hope You Enjoy Today’s Submissions. As Always,

Geez Jasper, Why Can’t You Be More Like Lapis.(Submitted By Haisbae)

Gahhhh Sorry If It’s Not Ss Anymore I Thought This Idea Was Funny “Pearl Tries Dank Memes”(Submitted By Thecourageouscantaloupe)

Steven Wanted To Stay Up To Watch Crying Breakfast Friends But That Was Two Hours Ago.(Submitted By Sonicplayer1225)

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