kissedthystones: I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones: I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

Lift With Your Knees, Atlas

Allhailbeardstache: Can’t Wait To Smoke This Big Ass Nug

What Fresh Hell Is This

Illbeyourhauntedhouse: Msmchornypants: This Is The Most Disturbing Thing I Want 4!

There Is No Logic Here

Tanku: Still Waiting For The 4Ds Where I Will Be Physically Transported Into The Realm Of Pokemon

Intense-Wizardy: Pizzaforpresident: I Would Take A Bullet For Garlic Bread Who Would Shoot A Garlic Bread

Coming Soon [Speakers Blow Out] To Own On Dvd [Children Scramble For The Remote] And Video Cassette [Atomic Bomb Explodes In Living Room]

Wilclcat: Victor-F-Baby: Ectobiolosassy: Crazieecatladyy: How To Get The D I Think I Don’t Want It Anymore As A Math Person I Will Give The D To Any Girl That Can Solve This. As A Girl ‘Math Person’ I Will Tell You That You Can’t Solve

Givemeinternet: Fuck Your Rules Son

Parcelhare: Parcelhare: I Just Gave A Goblin An Accidental Handjob In D&Amp;Amp;D I’m So For Anyone Curious, I Tried To Rip His Dick Off And Then Botched My Roll. Now Our Caravan Won’t Stop Calling Me The “Hand Of Mercy”

1Boo: Greencrook: The First Time Someone Tried To Steal My Bag In The Subway I Panicked And I Broke His Arm With An Umbrella And Since Then None Of My Friends Will Let Me Forget About This.if You Think This Was A Badass Moment You Need To Remember I’m

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