just-shower-thoughts: Fish being caught and released back into the water are the aquatic equivalent of a human who claims to be abducted by aliens

just-shower-thoughts: Fish being caught and released back into the water are the aquatic equivalent of a human who claims to be abducted by aliens

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If The Germans Were “Jerries” And The English “Tommies” In Wwi/Ii, Then “Tom And Jerry” Takes On A Whole New Meaning

Lastlips: Felinerage: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Saying You Handle Transactions For A Multi-Billion Dollar Company Is Way Better Than Saying You’re A Cashier At Mcdonald’s That’s Pretty Much How A Well Written Resume Works. Need To Up My Bullshitting

Just-Shower-Thoughts: People Are Insecure Because Society Tells Them They Aren’t Good Enough, But When They Admit Their Insecurities, Society Tells Them They Are The Best.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: My Cat Unconditionally Loves And Trusts A Giant More Than Five Times Her Height And Fifteen Times Her Weight Who Could Crush Her By Accident Without Even Realizing.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Wonder If I’ve Already Bought The Clothes I’m Going To Die In.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Hell Is As Full Of Gay People As They Say It Is, I’m Going To Have A Really Good Time

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Never Saw A Photograph Of A Flamingo Or Giraffe, It Would Probably Be Really Difficult To Convince Me Of Their Existence.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If Input Names Like “Hdmi 1” And “Hdmi 2” Etc. Were Editable On Your Tv, Then You Could Replace The Names With “X-Box” Or “Dvd Player” And You Would Save So Much Time Flipping Through

Just-Shower-Thoughts: To Go To Sleep, You Have To Pretend To Be Asleep Until You Actually Are.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: There’s Probably An It Guy At The Whitehouse That Knows What The President Faps To.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Highlighting Text In A Document And Pressing “Caps Lock” Should Capitalize The Text

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When Jeopardy! Ends, The Last Episode’s Final Jeopardy Should Be About A Certain Isaac Asimov Short Story So The Answer Is “What Is The Last Question?”

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