joaniebeewatson: Azog the Defiler learned that day that the line of Durin would not be so easily broken.

joaniebeewatson: Azog the Defiler learned that day that the line of Durin would not be so easily broken.

Mamavalkyrie: Lalna: I Wanna Date Someone And Live With Them In A Shitty Apartment But Be Happy About It Because We Are Happy Together And We Can Decorate It With Stupid Dorky Posters Of Shit We Like And Anime Figurines And Art And We Can Cook Weird

Transient Emotions

Gothacronica

Geektastic1100: Poison Ivy. All It Takes Is A Kiss…

Koolaidman505: I Laughed So Hard I Cried A Little.

May All Your Bacon Burn

Sextathlon

Forever-Dirty-Minded: Let Me Be Your: 7Am Morning Fuck Before You Go To Work Midday Text, Letting You Know That You’re On My Mind 5Pm Cuddle After A Long Days Work 11Pm Rough Fuck As I Pound Away The Frustrations Of Your Day 2Am Soft Whisper In Your

Upgraders: Peterfromtexas: A Garage To Park Your Boat, On Your Yacht. Rich People Are F**Ked Up

Arandomwhitedude: I Feel Like If A Girl Touches Your Dick You Should Be Nice To Her And Make Her Laugh And Do Cool Things For Her Besides Rub Her Clit. Like Hey Lets Go To The Aquarium Cuz Thanks For Puttin My Balls In Your Mouth

Lagio: Omfg

To Have A Lion'S Heart

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