earthdad: my pubes: longmy wallet: emptymy heart: ready to love

earthdad: my pubes: longmy wallet: emptymy heart: ready to love

Silently-Kinky: It’s Almost That Time 😈♏️

Dcfilms: Family And Friends Of The United Nations Cheered On The Designation Of Wonder Woman As Its Honorary Ambassador For The Empowerment Of Women And Girls In A Ceremony On Friday, October 21, A Date That Also Commemorates The Iconic Super Hero’s

I Feel So Stupid Now All Because I Slept In And Missed My Chance Hhhhhhhh God Fucking Damnit

Unclefather: Robber: Breaks Into My House Me: Can I Help You Find Anyth- Robber: Just Looking

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Nerdbotmk2: Last Night I Found The Most Perfect Christmas Card Of All Time I Bought It, But I Am Keeping It For Myself.

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Nineinthezigzagoon: If You Dont Think This Is The Greatest Line Ever Then Ur Wrong

Squashs: Rnotha-Fucka: Walmarts: Whoa I Just Realized It’s Called Deodorant Because It De-Odors You Like It Takes Away Your Odor And You’re An Ant Are You Sure About The Ant Part Yeah Otherwise They’d Just Call It Deodor. I Know What I’m

No Weenies Allowed

Official-Schreibblockade: Deep Sigh

Yo Whatup My Glip Glops

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