calellon:normal me vs horny me is pretty much how in finding nemo bruce smells marlins nosebleed and his eyes go from • to ⚫️ real quick

calellon:normal me vs horny me is pretty much how in finding nemo bruce smells marlins nosebleed and his eyes go from • to ⚫️ real quick

Suprememooselord: Queef-King: Misselizajanes: It’s Official Velma Dinkley Started The Mommy Kink Back In 2004 Velma Voice “Kinkies!”

Raptorific: Raptorific: Me: [Sees A Cat]Me: Okay Time For Me To Bother This Animal

Dicksplit: Heyforclay: Dicksplit: Do You Ever See Pics Of A Porn Vid And When You See The Video You’re Like… “It Wasn’t Worth It”? Did You Mean Men.com

Obstinatecondolement: Are There Any Works In The Post-Apocalyptic Genre With Post-Apocalyptic Librarians? People Who Worked In The Public Library And After The Bad Thing Decide To Stay And Keep The Library Clean, Safe And Available For Anyone Who Needs

Berandomness

Bdugo: Duck Duck Goose Extreme

Binches: Gluom: Surgedude: Big-Boss-Official: Literally The Clickbait On This Website Has Completely Entirely Surpassed Actual Jokes Made By Bloggers In Terms Of Humor Wow Bill Nye Is A Fucking Stud

Circuitbird: How Do I Know I Am A Millennial? I Require No Explanation For Anything Entertaining. I Show My Folks A Funny Video Of A Cockatoo Having An Argument With A Dude Jumping On Its Empty Cage, And They’re Like, Where Did You Find This? Why Is

Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Know I’m Still Young Because When A Coworker Told Me She Was Pregnant My Initial Reaction Was Panic For Her Before I Remembered I Was Supposed To Say Congratulations.

Binches: Gluom: Surgedude: Big-Boss-Official: Literally The Clickbait On This Website Has Completely Entirely Surpassed Actual Jokes Made By Bloggers In Terms Of Humor Wow Bill Nye Is A Fucking Stud

“Why Do You Love Marvel Men So Much?!”

Organahh: Staring At Someone Hot In Publicwhen They Notice You Staring At Them

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