wearealltalesintheend: as a millennial Peter Parker should’ve known that the moment he got taken to a secondary location his chances of getting out alive were slim to none

wearealltalesintheend: as a millennial Peter Parker should’ve known that the moment he got taken to a secondary location his chances of getting out alive were slim to none

H-El-L: My Plan B For Everything Is To Die Before It Happens

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Paddfoot: Paddfoot: I Have Very Like….Obscure Injuries Like I’ve Never Broken My Arm From Falling Y’know? But I Did Break Some Toes Because My Foot Got Stuck In An Escalator…I Lost Over Half My Front Tooth Because I Was Knocked Down In A Mosh

Triplehamburgerjack: Sugaraykay: Blackbrasil: Atwotonedbird: Brainwad: Localstarboy: What In The Actual Fuck Did I Just Witness Barkour Hang On Just Lemmie Get Behind The Fence So I Can Bark At You What Just Happened Me Getting Myself Into

Thisiswhymomworries: Firebirdscratches: Kurapilka: In This World It’s Yeet Or Be Yeeted Yeeten? Yoot

Folkdad: I Complimented An Old Lady Customer’s Little Round Glasses And She Said “Why Thank You! Someone Told Me They Had A ‘Steampunk Look’. I Haven’t Been Called A Punk In A Long Time, Much Less A Steamy One!” I’m Flatlining

Cipheramnesia: Lesbiandaydream: Lesbiandaydream: Lesbiandaydream: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Chose A Druid In D&Amp;Amp;D Then Realize I Wear Hippie Thrifted Clothes And Walk Around Work With Bees Crawling Around On My Hand Because I Want To Make Sure

B-Minus: Zvaigzdelasas: Sexhaver: Wakeupfighting: But I Literally Go “Rawr” All The Time. Its My Thing This Was Made For Me???? Oh Honey… Rawing Means “I Love You” In Dinosaur I’m Literally Gonna Jump

Sangredesirena: Pro-Life Memes Are So Fucking Funny

Scope-Dogg: Smeasel: Feelsguy: You Guys Are All Horny And Stupid Like Cavemen You Bet Your Ass, No Shit Motherfucker Piss

I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat

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