targayen: do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

targayen: do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

Lurisc: School Doesnt Even Test Your Intelligence It Tests Your Memory So God Damn Accurate

Bambisociety: So Today In English My Teacher Suddenly Yells From The Back Of The Classroom “Pain Is The Only Thing Life Guarantees”

Kevinprices: Why Hasn’t Glee Been Cancelled Yet

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Sweeneytad: Dentist Slaughters Family In Front Of You They’re Bleeding Because You Don’t Floss

Vvebkinz: Mr Steal Yo Mechanical Pencil

Fartrickstump: Do U Ever Care About Something For Like Three Seconds

Daddyfuckedme: Wouldn’t It Be Cool If Jellyfish Floated Around In Air Instead Of Water But They Didn’t Sting You Instead They Gave You Little Kisses And Rubbed Your Forehead With Their Tentacles

Souless Sammy

We Dance Around Just Like Constellations

Jacquemousse

Mental Alchemy

ass - ass_grab - asseffect