yourenosaint: me: *sings along to a song about sex*friend: you’ve never even had sex wtfme:

yourenosaint: me: sings along to a song about sexfriend: you’ve never even had sex wtfme:

Metaknighty: Surprise Your Friends At Rock Paper Scissors By Throwing A Punch Instead

Blurry-Sunsets: @Blurry-Sunsets

Bandvxbesss: This Is My Favorite Thing Ever

Real Back To School Essentials

Lotrlockedwhovian: Tentacletherapissed: Sagihairius: Tinychatter: I Love When People Call Me Precious Thats Such A Cute Thing To Call Somebody Yeah It Does Have A Nice Ring To It This Is Art.

Twenyonepilots: Doubt

Circumcisions: Why Doesn’t Ellen Give Stuff Away Like Oprah And Call The Segment Ellen De Generous Like Wtf

Today I Fucked Up...by Trusting A “Hot Local Single In My Area” On A Dating App

Badnatured: No Wonder They’re Called Oral Presentations They Suck Dick

Swiftembers: (X)

Latulas: U Wnana Fukcingn Go?? ????? Grab An Icecream Together Or Something Because U Are Attractive

Chiakimomotani: Job Interviews Be Like: “Where Do You See Yourself In Five To Ten Years?”

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