in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

Steampoweredrocket: My Favourite Moment In Scrubs Aside From The Pancake Drawer.

Sluttyoliveoil:

Tsar-Bucks: Georjajayhurrison: Fangks: Christieanne: I’d Be Laughing Ll The Way Out The Door Do U At Least Get To See A Dick Tho Tumblr User Fangks Asks The Real Questions My Mother Has Been There And Reports That Yes You Do Get To See The Dick

Hilariously Offensive

4Gifs: Bubble Soccer

Lulz-Time: Dicaprion: Leonardo Dicaprio Won’t Eat His Cereal

Babyferaligator: Hey I Heard U Like Bad Boys, I Dont Mean To Brag Or Anything But Im Really Really Bad. At Everything.

Cosmo Sex Tip #666

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My Name Is Not Kayla

Liarnjamespayne: In 5Th Grade They Made My Class Do A Seminar Thing On Drugs And We Had To Sign An Anti-Drug Pledge And Afterwards They Gave Us These Really Fancy Certificates Declaring That We Would Be Drug Free Forever And I Ended Up Rolling A Joint

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