emmugh: I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

emmugh: I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Methbusters: Purehfied: Neck Kissing Is Honestly The Hottest, Most Seductive Thing Anybody Could Ever Do To Me. If You Kiss My Neck, If You Playfully Bite My Neck, If Your Tongue Touches My Neck I Will Melt In Your Fingertips. Or Make Me A Grilled

Laurazocca: I Like Drinking Coffee Alone, And Reading Alone. I Like Riding The Bus Alone, And Walking Home Alone. It Gives Me Time To Think, And Set My Mind Free. I Like Eating Alone, And Listening To Music Alone. But When I See A Mother With Her Child;

Icegrill: Brainfried: Remember When Lil Wayne Said “Real G’s Move In Silence Like Lasagna” That Shit Fucked Me Up And Then I Realized The “G” In “Lasagna” Is Silent I Was Like “Damn……” I Brought This Line Up Once And My Friend

Dillondean: Thug Life? More Like Hug Life. Come Here

Alt-J: &Amp;Ldquo;You Have Van Gogh’s Ear For Music&Amp;Rdquo; Hahaha Follow For More Nineteenth Century Impressionist-Painter Burns

Getoffmybloghoe: No Mom It’s Art Continues To Glue Cheetos Onto The Dog

I-Was-So-Alone-I-Owe-You-So-Much: Lamborgayhni: I-Was-So-Alone-I-Owe-You-So-Much: I Miss Being Human I Didnt Realise You Were Talking About The Tv Show For A Second And Was Like The Fuck Have You Turned Into Oh My God Oh My God

Lanadelangle: Madboner: Logs On To Twitter Ahhh The Sweet Smell Of Stolen Text Posts

Squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s Song “Low” He States That Shawty Is Wearing The Apple Bottom Jeans, The Boots With The Fur And The Reeboks With The Straps, What Is She Some Kind Of Four Legged Morph Woman? In All Honesty I’m Not Surprised The Whole

Gnastly: I Smoked One Alcohol And My Left Arm Fell Off

Aroihkin: Freyjas: The-Vashta-Nerada: I Find It Pretty Fucking Inconsiderate That My Grandchildren Haven’t Used Time Travel To Visit Me. And Frankly, I’m A Bit Offended. Am I Not Good Enough For You Grandchildren? Well Fuck You Maybe I Won’t

Crys-Love: Baddapsleed: Backdoorteenmom: Nananarry: Justin Bieber Is In Brazil For 3 Days And He Already Mistreated The Fans Who Paid $1.500 To Meet Him Started His Concert 2 Hours Later Abandoned The Concert Because Someone Threw Something On Stage

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