jerryspringers: when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

jerryspringers: when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

Lovelunalovegood: Gigglingbean: Do You Ever Want To Grab Someone In Your Class And Pull Their Face Close While Staring At Them In The Eyes Then Whisper Shut The Fuck Up I Thought This Was Going To Be About Kissing But Then It Was So Much Better

Clacl: &Amp;Ldquo;What Pokemon Do You Identify The Most With?&Amp;Rdquo;

Nevvzealand: Haha U Liked My Pic Haha Date Me

Orgasm: My Sundays Include Procrastination And Forgetting To Eat Or Eating My Whole Fridge There Is No Inbetween

Ipoog: &Amp;Ldquo;We Have To Talk&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Can I Ask You Something??&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Theres Something I Have To Tell You&Amp;Rdquo;

Jesussbabymomma: My Dad Turned Off The Light While I Was Still In The Room Did You Forget Who Decides To Put You In The Nursing Home Or Not

Pajamaben: Ever Accidentally Throw Something Away And Then Later Realize You Actually Needed It? Haha I Did This With My Life

Braveheart-The-Lion: I Would Pay $1000 To See Obama In Frozone’s Super Suit

One Time My Brother Gave Me My Wallet For Christmas. Not A Wallet, My Wallet. As In The Wallet I Already Owned And It Was Missing $20. My Brother Stole $20 From Me For Christmas.

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Athelstansbitch: My Opinion On Things Change Frequently As I Learn More Stuff About The Thing Please Do Not Hold Me Accountable For Something I Said Three Years Ago

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