“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”

Bbcsherlockpickuplines:now That February Is Upon Us, I Thought I Should Announce Again That Sherlock-Themed Valentines Are Now For Sale In My Cafe Press Store For 50 Cents Each! (And I Believe The Website Gives You A Discount If You Buy A Lot Of Them.)Fin

&Amp;Ldquo;I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Keep My Eyes Off Of You&Amp;Hellip; So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Upgrading Your Surveillance Status To Grade Three Active.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Stop Your Cab Just To Welcome You To London.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Keep Your Eyeballs In The Microwave When You Can Keep Them On Me?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Missing Piece To My Puzzle&Amp;Hellip; And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Talking About The Puzzle Moriarty Sent Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Suggested By Someone I Know In Real Life, Who Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have A Tumblr And Is Too Embarrassed To Take Credit For The Idea

&Amp;Ldquo;The Skull On The Mantle Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Bone I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Take.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Pay Â£2,995 To Be My V.i.p.&Amp;Rdquo;

Happy Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Followers! My Love For You All Is&Amp;Hellip; Immortal ;)

Here You Go, Tumblr! Your Annual Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Video! I Looked At All Of Your Requests And Tried To Put Together A Sort Of Compromise.in Case You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Curious Why I Chose The Pick-Up Lines I Did, These Are The Top 10 (Based On Number Of Notes)

&Amp;Ldquo;Take Me Up Against The Reichenbach Wall.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Mary&Amp;Rsquo;S Bullet Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Should Have Penetrated Me.&Amp;Rdquo;Based On A Suggestion By Jc-Cumberbatch.

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