slaughteroftheweeaboos: ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

slaughteroftheweeaboos: ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

Bubblenuggets: Weasleysweaters: If I Were In The Hunger Games I Would Use One Of The Parachutes And Gift Containers And Put All Kinds Of Poisonous Berries In Them And Then Climb Trees And Send Them Down To Unsuspecting Tributes. Oh, You Thought You

Helioscentrifuge: If Germans Dont Call Their Currency Germoney Then Whats The Fucking Point

Zackisontumblr: I Hate When People Are Like “Why Do You Talk To Yourself?” Like Excuse Me For Having Good Listening Skills

Starbuckers: Starbuckers: This Poor Little Guy Doesn’t Know That His Face Is Going To Melted Off In Less Than An Hour Faint Chirp

Foxnewsofficial: Hey Could You Hold This For Me A Second Gives You My Hand

Dx11: Rip “Can You Please Make The Last Ask Rebloggable?” 2007-2013

Tapdancers: Callurn: Why Must We Fall Master Wayne So That We May Learn To Pick Ourselves Up And Rise

Pornstarwars: I’d Never Want To Have Sex With The Light On Because The Guy Would Look Down And See Me Laying There Like

Narutorero: In Order To Be My Friend, You Must First Defeat, My Seven Evil Self Esteem Issues,

Terezi-Owns2: The Little Kid Next Door Jsut Opened His Window And Yelled “What Is 27 Plus 4” And I Yelled “It’s 31” And He Said “Thank You God Lady” Im Laugihng

Subcourfeyrac: When Ur Crush Tells A Dumb Joke And U Make A Frustrated Noise And They Go “Come On You Know You Love Me” And Ur Just (⊙ヮ⊙) ………… Yeha That’s The Problem

Doublewowee: Does Anybody Else Legitimately Worry About How They’re Going To Share A Bed With Their Partner When They’re Older? Like Buddy I Need All The Blankets To Make A Burrito And Then I Need To Throw Them Off Of Me Dramatically In The Middle

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