Proto Porn
“My Code Name Is Antarctica Because I Have Such An Impressive ‘South Pole.’“
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“Are You One Of The Boys From The Cafe? Because I Would Let You Drop Me&Amp;Hellip; Into Your Bed.”
“You Make Me Even More Incredibly Happy Than Killing Human Beings Does.”
“If You Were Credit, I Would Take You Even After John Published His Blog.”
“I Wrote A Story Called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s About How Much My Ass Wants Your Cock.”
“I Would Let You Give Me A Hug Even If I Didn’t Need To Send And Delete A Text On Your Phone.”
“We’re Not Like The Gravestones At Musgrave Hall. Our Dates Will Never Be Wrong.”
“I Hope Nobody Needs To Say ‘Norbury’ To Me When I Ask You Out.”
“Are You The Night Magnussen Got Shot? Because I’d Like To Slap My ‘D-Notice’ On Your ‘Incident.’“
“Planning Our Dates Will Be Easy. I Know Exactly Where We’ll Need To Be Picked Up For Lunch Two Weeks From Now.”
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