In my sexual fantasies, I dream of a fictional world full of exciting bureaucracy.

In my sexual fantasies, I dream of a fictional world full of exciting bureaucracy.

I’ve Never Seem “Legend Of The Seeker”, And I Haven’t Read The Book Either. All I Know Is That It Has Leather-Clad Women. My Imagination Is Filling Out The Blanks.

You Can’t Escape Yourself.

I Usually Prefer One-Piece Bathing Suits.

I Think Nothing But Pure Thoughts When I Sit Opposite To Her In The Lotus Position And Peer At Her Boobs.

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To Clarify The Rules In This Scenario, Every Bust Size Exceeds Every Penis Size In Rank.

All The Paperwork Finally Paid Off.

The Next Caption Is Titled “Persuasion”, And I Also Have A Caption Titled “Northanger Abbey”. Still Missing: “Sense And Sensibility”, “Emma” And “Mansfield Park”.On An Unrelated Note, If Such A Beautiful Mistress Were Your Owner, Could

Since I’m An Idiot, The Filename Of This Caption Is “Persuation.jpeg”, But Thankfully, Tumblr Turns The Filename Into An Uninformative Gibberish Upon Uploading.

Her Alleged House Looks Suspiciously Like A Raised Blind, And Her Dress Could Look More Worn &Amp;Amp; Torn If She’s Supposed To Be A Dirt-Poor Fisherman’s Daughter, So The Image And The Caption Don’t Really Match. But That’s The Caption That Popped

Do, Or Do Not. There Is No Key.in Other News, I Think Her Socks Are Really Awesome.

Heads, I Win, Tail, You Loose.

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