Initially, this caption was called “Spiked Absinth” (without the final “e”), but I have learned since then that the term “absinth” is mainly used for cheap Czech knock-offs of the original Swiss beverage.

Initially, this caption was called “Spiked Absinth” (without the final “e”), but I have learned since then that the term “absinth” is mainly used for cheap Czech knock-offs of the original Swiss beverage.

Since I Wrote This Caption Back In 2013, I Found Out That There Is Indeed A Guy Who Sells 3-D Printed Chastity Cages; I Actually Bought One. But Unlike My Caption, It’s Unfortunately Just “One Size Fits All”, Not Tailor-Made. But I Think We’re

Proper Aftercare After An Intense Session Is A Vital Part Of Any Dominance Play.

A Man Without A Chastity Cage? Shocking, Revolting, Disgusting.

It Took Me A While To Realize That I Have A Breath-Play Fetish. Unless You Have A Word For It, You Simply Think You’re Just Weird.

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You Get A Darwin Award If You Kill Yourself In A Spectacularly Stupid Fashion, Or Render Yourself Infertile In A Specially Asinine Way, Removing Yourself From The Gene Pool.

How About You Simply Roll Up The Hemline? Are Those Glasses Part Of Your Uniform? Can I Have One Of Your Tickets?

Is It Cheating If You Let A Woman Who’s Not Your Wife Handle The Control Unit Of Your Brain Chip?

What’s Better Than Owning A Yacht? Owning The Owner Of A Yacht.

Thanks To All Of You For Your Interest In My Silly Little Captions. I Thought I’d Commemorate The Occasion By Confusing Everybody And Changing The Name Of This Blog From The Rather Impersonal And Generic “Chastity Cage Captions” To The More Individualized

I Wonder If The Pink Hair Flower Is A Mandatory Part Of This Event, Or Just Something One Of Them Picked Off From Her Friend.

Is There Anything More Erotic Than Licking Some Sexy Cotton?

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