Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great honor.

Of course you would never bite him, but thank him for the great honor.

One Single Shade Of Gray.

If Your Mistress Is Inventing Polls, You Should Take The Hint.

Isn’t It Great That You Can Contribute To Her Happiness So Effortlessly?

I Have Received My First Dmca Takedown Notice, Which Means That Some Of My Previously Posted Captions Are Gone. After Some Contemplation, I Think I Don’t Have The Time Or Energy To Fight Against It; This Blog Is, After All, Something I Do In My Spare

There Have Been Performances Of Erik Satie’s Vexations, But That’s A Rather Drastic Tour De Force.

I Think You Should Tell Your Mistress That She’s Far Too Lenient, And Ask Her To Be Stricter. On The Other Hand, Who Are You To Tell Her What To Do?

Your Current Fate Is Your Own Fault, Since You Insulted Her, Even If Neither You Nor Her Can Remember The Exact Details Of Your Insult That Caused Her Thirst For Revenge.

If It’s A Bad Harvest, She Can Cut Off Her Slaves’ Penises As Part Of A Magical Ritual To Conjure Better Luck Next Year.

Glücklich Ist, Wer Vergisst,Was Doch Nicht Zu Ändern Ist.

Pretty Much Every Story Published By Centurian Contained The Sentence “His Shrinking Cock Was Finally Locked Permanently In A Fl2C Frenum Chastity, And Large Breast Implants Soon Followed.“ Or A Variation Thereof (The “Fl2C” Was A Chastity Tube

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake Your Booty.and Your Chastity Cage.

You’ve Met A Cute Fellow Student At Miskatonic University, But Maybe She’s A Bit Too Religious For Your Tastes. On The Other Hand, She Has Some Other Qualities. Two Of Them.

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