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fucknharry: My main goal in life is to go to my high school reunion looking hot as fuck

Akkeyspet: Someone Is Prolly Lickin A Butthole Rn And You Cant Do Anything About It

Ronaldkn0X: Its Not Easy Being A Complete Fuck Up But Someones Gotta Do It

Mcsingle: I Put My Headphones Into The Microphone Jack By Accident And I Was Like “Oops Wrong Hole” And I Laughed For 78 Minutes

Jerryspringers: When U Say A Really Clever Comeback Without Stuttering

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Clacl: &Amp;Ldquo;What Pokemon Do You Identify The Most With?&Amp;Rdquo;

Nevvzealand: Haha U Liked My Pic Haha Date Me

Orgasm: My Sundays Include Procrastination And Forgetting To Eat Or Eating My Whole Fridge There Is No Inbetween

Ipoog: &Amp;Ldquo;We Have To Talk&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Can I Ask You Something??&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Theres Something I Have To Tell You&Amp;Rdquo;

Jesussbabymomma: My Dad Turned Off The Light While I Was Still In The Room Did You Forget Who Decides To Put You In The Nursing Home Or Not

Pajamaben: Ever Accidentally Throw Something Away And Then Later Realize You Actually Needed It? Haha I Did This With My Life

Braveheart-The-Lion: I Would Pay $1000 To See Obama In Frozone’s Super Suit

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